Rosemary for Remembrance

And here are a few ways NOT to stretch your extra money:

1. Break your birth-control pills in half.
2. Put your rottweiler on a diet.
3. Get laser hair removal for half off at a salon training night.
4. Give your “gently used” toilet paper another go.
5. Skip the liquor store and come up with new cocktail ideas involving mouthwash and vanilla extract.
6. Take advantage of the low fares offered by What’s That Noise? Airlines.